How a Husband Can Get Into Trouble Without Trying

The phone rang and I answered, "Hello."  ...voice on phone "Can I talk to the man of my dreams?"...."What?"...."I would like to talk to the man of my dreams."  ..."Who is this?"  ..."Who is THIS?"  ..."This is (Dee last name)."  ...."Who?"   "This is (Dee last name)."   ..."Oh.  Is this (states my phone number)?"  ..."Yes it is."   ...."Oh.  I have the wrong phone number written in my phone book.  I'm sorry."

My husband says, "What was that all about?"  So I tell him the whole phone exchange, and say, "You will have to wait until I am gone and call her back."  [hehehehe]  And so started my Tuesday.